MY TIME AT THE 2008 INDIANA STATE FAIR
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008One thing that makes the Indiana State Fair different from other state fairs is the venue for demonstrations. In the Pioneer Our Land Pavilion, there’s a stage in front of seating for about 200 people and 100 more standees.
Let me take you through the layout… to the left of the stage is a real, honest-to-goodness operating room for animals. It’s totally enclosed in glass so everything that takes place inside can be seen, not only through the glass, but on television monitors on either side of the stage for close-ups.
To the right of the stage is cockroach racing at “Roachill Downs,” a real racetrack scaled down to the size of the dozen or more real live cockroaches, which themselves measure about 2-inches long with spindly hairy legs and slippery shiny backs. And there are television cameras for their close-ups. Ugh! Gross! Barf! …but oh how the kids love it.
On the stage in the middle of all this is the table from which I presented my omelet making demonstration. My demo was sandwiched in between the arthroscopic spaying of all manner of dogs and cats, live and in-person by veterinarians from Purdue University dressed in surgical gowns and shown way bigger than life size on the TV monitors, and the “Bug Bowl Cockroach Racing,” prepared by the Entomology Department at Purdue, also televised so you can see their creepy eyes as they round the home stretch of the track.
Happily, the ovary-snipping surgery ended by the time I put my first ladle of eggs into my hot pan. And, happily, the roaches were hidden in their scaled-to-size paddock until I finished my last omelet.
During my omelet demonstration, I prepared about 15 different omelets. Each was cut into 4 or 5 pieces, put on a small plate with a plastic fork and distributed to my audience. And all of the samples got eaten just in time for the opening trumpet at the roach racetrack. Whatta gig!
This is all the truth. I didn’t exaggerate at all. If the pavilion wasn’t air conditioned, I’m sure I’d faint. Can’t wait for next year’s fair!
Here are some pictures I found of Roachill Downs and the fair:


